Vice Presidents Anonymous is a support group for recovering VPs, much like Alcoholics Anonymous is for alcoholics. But instead of sharing stories about struggles with alcohol, we share stories about struggles with greed, sleaze, aggression, delusion, paralysis and imbecility .   

The Slippery Slope: Every Day!

"Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Catch-22"-- E. Kazan

​"Relentlessly, as you read each chapter, you can sense it coming. At least, I can see it now. But back when it happened to me, I didn't see it at all."  -- Willy Loman

"When the music's playing you get up and dance!"-- C. Prince

​"The ballad of the baby boomer. Thank God I retired in the 80's. Thank God I invested in zero coupon treasuries back then. I wish you luck."--Retired CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

"What goes up must come down. This is how." -- V. Lenin

"I have found a flaw."-- A. Greenspan

"I told you so."-- P. Drucker

"If you've been there you get it. If you haven't, you don't. Should be mandatory reading for B-School." -- A. Sloan

"GET OVER IT!  Funny as hell."--G. Gekko