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This Honor Roll is for the CEOs of big companies. Big companies like the ones these CEOs run employ over 60% of all private sector jobs in the U.S. Each of these CEOs was--or is--paid many millions to make sure that nothing bad happens at their companies. But something bad DID happen at all of these companies--things the CEOs didn't fix. Maybe it's their fault. Or maybe it's not: Indeed some of these CEOs are still viewed by the market as the best thing since stock options. However, each of them has left one or more messes behind them; messes that everyone below them or after them has had to clean up.
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Not very many people know or remember who these executives are because there are no Academy Awards in business and no Super Bowls. There's no reason to remember. But WE remember, and we know what happened, because we were right there on the train when it ran off the tracks. Not that we were asked to help steer it. That wasn't our job (as we were clearly told). Our job was to secure the luggage and prepare for impact. Then after that, our job was to clean up the mess, fix the tracks, replace the equipment, and get the trains running on time again......... All Aboard!
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Task 2. Research
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Task 3. Risk Assessment
Getting Fired? The Omens. Company going down? The Early Warning Test.
Task 4. Reset
Protecting family, friends, investments, real estate, and vacations while clearing the decks. Whatever else comes to mind.
Task 5. Mobilization
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Andersen, Roger—Continental Illinois
Anderson, Warren—Union Carbide
Brittain, Alfred—Bankers Trust
Brown, Lewis Herrold—Johns-Manville
Brown, William L.—First National Bank of Boston
Butcher, Willard C.—Chase Manhattan Bank
Carpenter, Michael—Kidder Peabody
Cayne, James—Bear Stearns
Clausen, A.W.—Bank of America
Connolly, Walter—Bank of New England
Corzine, John—MF Global Holdings
DeNunzio, Ralph—Kidder Peabody
Dunlap, Al—Scott Paper
Dutt, James—Beatrice Foods
Eyler, John—Toys R Us
Farley, William—Fruit of the Loom
Fish, Lawrence—Bank of New England,
Fish, Lawrence—Citizens Bank
Flamson, Richard—Security Pacific
Freeman, Gaylord—First National Bank of Chicago
Fuld, Richard—Lehman Brothers
Glucksman, Lewis—Lehman Brothers
Greenspan, Alan—Federal Reserve
Gutfreund, John—Salomon Brothers
Heineman, Ben—Northwest Industries
Helmsley, Leona—Helmsley Enterprises
Immelt, Jeffrey—General Electric
Jenkins, William N.—SeaFirst
Joseph, Fred—Drexel, Burnham, Lambert
THE 6 STEPS
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THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
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Step 1: We decide that getting the job done and getting it done right is the top priority.
Step 2: We assist the others who want to get the job done right.
Step 3: We acknowledge that getting the job done right is not the priority for the shareholders.
Step 4: We acknowledge that we can't make the CEO do the job right.
Step 5: We find ways to do the job right in spite of the CEO and the shareholders.
Step 6: We go to another company to do the job right.
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We believe in the fundamental value of enlightened management at all levels of the corporation: Vision, commitment, quality, discipline, ethics, hard work, team-work and personal integrity. That's right--the things that get you fired.
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50 YEARS OF TRAIN WRECKS
VPA was created by corporate bankers in New York for their amusement. Also for their survival. After 30 years, it now is open to executives with similar interests. Participation is free. Participation is anonymous.
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Locke, Charles--Morton Thiokol
Lorenzo, Frank—Continental Airlines
Lorenzo, Frank—Eastern Airlines
Lorenzo, Frank—New York Air
Lorenzo, Frank—People's Express
Love, Ben—Texas Commerce Bank
Maxwell, Hamish—Philip Morris
McCormick, Brooks—International Harvester
McGillicuddy, John F.—Manufacturers Hanover Trust
Meriwether, John—Long Term Capital Mgmt.
Munoz, Oscar—United Airlines
Musk, Elon—Solar City
Nix, Alexander—Cambridge Analytica
Norris, William—Control Data
O’Neal, Stan—Merrill Lynch
Olson, Kenneth—Digital Equipment
Raines, Franklin—Fannie Mae
Robinson, James—American Express
Roderick, David—US Steel
Rogers, Theodore C.—NL Industries
Rumsfeld, Donald—G.D. Searle
Rumsfeld, Donald—General Instrument
Sanford, Charles—Bankers Trust
Seawell, William—Pan Am
Shoemaker, Alvin V.—First Boston
Stumpf, John—Wells Fargo
Thain, John—Merrill Lynch