Be careful, these people are lethal! How did they get into the building? It's a question you ask yourself everyday. DON'T ASK. For whatever reason they will always be here, no matter what you do, no matter what the cold hard logic of business is If you get rid of one, another will show up o take their place. Probably in nano-seconds.

Because we have to work under, over, and beside Whack-Jobs like these.*

* COMES WITH FREE DARTBOARD BULLS-EYE FOR EACH WHACK-JOB!

‚Äč"Nothing Personal!"

Why are American managers known the whole world over as the best in the business? 

Vice Presidents Anonymous is a support group for recovering VPs, much like Alcoholics Anonymous is for alcoholics. But instead of sharing stories about struggles with alcohol, we share stories about struggles with greed, sleaze, aggression, delusion, paralysis and imbecility .